How to solve the nation’s clown crisis
The Washington Post, the New York Daily News, Time, and National Public Radio recently warned of a national shortage of clowns. Many in the elite media even used different adjectives to describe this looming disaster, which tells you just how serious it really is.
Membership in the Indiana-based World Clown Association has fallen from 3,500 to 2,500. Right there, we’ve got 1,000 fewer clowns to send in.